A Port Clinton woman faces several charges after calling 911 and saying she needed to have a fire put out in her crotch.
Lending new meaning to the term “fire crotch,” a drunken 50-year-old woman who called 911 and exclaimed that her “p*ssy was on fire” in May has pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor for her flaming fib.
Because of the call, Katrina Morgan was charged with felony disrupting public services and misdemeanor making false alarms.
Morgan called from her friend’s home in the 900 block of Maryland Street, the report said. When police arrived, they told Morgan should be arrested for making false reports and disrupting public service.
According to the police report from the Port Clinton Police Department, Morgan asked if the fire department hose was working, and told them that she needed somebody to come put it by using it on her.
My oh my, I’ll tell you one thing, I want this woman’s confidence. She was hot and ready for some of that Little Caesars Sausage Pizza and wanted it any way she could get it. I mean honestly, I don’t blame her, it was probably 2 a.m. and well, she was probably social distancing for weeks. So, she just wanted something hot and ready.
Officers did state that Morgan was at her friend’s house when she called 911, and upon arrival, she became agitated after being told that she was going to be arrested for making false reports. Officers noticed several empty bottles of booze when they entered the residence, and people inside the house told officers that Morgan was highly intoxicated when she made the phone call.
So, probably grossed out and not having an actual emergency at all, police officers decided to handcuff her and take her to jail. When officers tried to put her inside the cruiser, she kept resisting, until the officer stated they would have to use a stun gun if she didn’t calm down. So eventually she did get inside and off to jail she went.
From AWM:
During the 911 call, Morgan spoke to the dispatcher for emergency services and asked if their “hose is working” and said, “I need somebody to come put it out with their hose.” If this statement is meant to be taken literally, then it seems that Morgan tricked the people at dispatch. Instead, it seems like she was looking to pick up a firefighter and have sexual relations with the man. Based on what she said during her 911 call, it seems like the “hose” that Morgan wanted to put out her fire was really a man’s “penis,” although this claim may be unfounded.
Police also questioned the other residents at the Ohio property. They all denied that Morgan was on the phone. No one at the residence seemed to have seen the woman making the 911 call. However, police found evidence to suggest that Morgan was not acting alone in her prank. The Port Clinton home was filled with empty alcohol bottles. The residents all confessed to drinking alcohol and said that Morgan had become intoxicated during her visit to the Port Clinton home.
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