Parenthood is probably the hardest job in the world for an adult to have. Whether they are infants, toddlers, young kids, teenagers, and finally adults themselves taking care of them pretty much never ends.
A particularly rough time for parents is when their children become teenagers! Their nice little son or daughter all of a sudden have all these hormones being released and they go from little angels to devils almost overnight!
That’s why any parent reading this letter from their teenage daughter might have a heart attack.
One dad experienced firsthand just how stressful when he found a note left by his daughter. With his favorite football team losing a game, he was down in the dumps as it was. He decided to try and get over his mood by taking his daughter, Anna, out to grab some ice cream.
Except Anna wasn’t in her room. He hadn’t heard or seen her leave the house, and so panic set in.
It was then that he noticed a hand-written note placed on her bed. It read:
“Dear Mom and Dad,
I’m sorry to have to tell you like this, but I’m eloping with my new boyfriend Muhammad.
I’ve finally found true love, and he’s just great! I especially love his cute piercings, sexy scars, cool tattoos and his big motorcycle!
And that’s not all – I’m expecting a child with Muhammad, and I’m already three months pregnant. We’re going to settle down in his trailer, and he says that he wants even more children. I’m so happy!!! And guess what? We’re going to get married next week!
He’s also explained to me that weed isn’t as bad as some people make it out to be, so now we’re growing 18 plants behind our trailer. We’ll have enough for him and his friends, and in return, they’ll give us as many pills as we want.
I do hope that they find a cure for herpes soon, so that Muhammad can get better – he really deserves it. Don’t worry about money – Muhammad’s friends Juan and Stanislav are in the movie business, and they’ve arranged for me to become an actress!
The job pays pretty well, 50 dollars per take, and I get another 50 if there are more than three men in the same scene. So don’t worry about me – I’m 16-years-old and can take care of myself.
The next time I come to visit, you’ll get to see your grandchild!
xoxo, Anna
P.S. Dad, none of this is true – I only popped over to Emma’s place to watch some TV. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than The Patriots losing to The Eagles!
See you in a bit!”
Thankfully, the letter was just a prank!
This letter has been circulating since the ’60s in one form or another. In one iteration, a college student mails the letter to their parents as a humorous reminder that there are worse things in life than the bad grades their child has received.
Watch the video below for more details:
https://youtu.be/RrZTqhjWBms
Source: AWM
She would still DIE after the Father got resuscitated. Were it my child she would be looking for a new home after she turned 100 because that is how long she would be grounded.