Looney Liz Cheney Is About To Throw Her Hat In The Ring for 2024

Oh, the anticipation is killing us – Liz Cheney might just grace the 2024 presidential election with her presence. Because, you know, the process is just in its infancy, and we’re all waiting on the edge of our seats to see if she’ll swoop in and save the day.

In a riveting CNN interview on “State of the Union,” Cheney hinted at the possibility of her grand entrance into the already bustling 2024 presidential race. With an air of unwavering determination, she proudly declared her refusal to endorse anyone, especially that notorious figure – Donald Trump.

According to Cheney, anyone with a passport or a basic understanding of autocracies (because, of course, she’s an expert) knows that decoding Trump’s cryptic messages is the key to preserving the world order. Tapper, in his unparalleled journalistic prowess, inquired about her plans: “Are you still considering it, or would you rule it out?” The suspense is palpable.

Cheney, with a theatrical flair befitting a political drama, responded, “I haven’t made any decisions about it yet,” leaving us all on the edge of our seats, wondering if she’ll swoop in to save us from the impending Trumpocalypse.

When confronted with the possibility of endorsing Biden – a potential twist in the plot – Cheney remained enigmatic. “I’m not going to make any announcements or endorsements this morning,” she declared, leaving us all to ponder the mysteries of her political strategy. The suspense is unbearable.

But fear not, dear viewers, for Cheney has a hero in mind – the illustrious Nikki Haley. In what she claims is “not a hard call at all,” Cheney throws her weight behind Haley in the Republican Party primary. Because who needs Trump when you can have Haley, right?

So, as the 2024 presidential race unfolds, we eagerly await the next installment of “The Liz Cheney Chronicles.” Will she or won’t she? Only time will tell if she graces us with her presidential ambitions, and we can hardly contain our excitement. Stay tuned for the most thrilling political saga of our time.