Lonely Biden Begs Americans To Give Him A Call
Quid Pro Joe Biden is starting to feel a little lonely in his living room. During the livestream from his home on Friday night, he nearly gave his private phone...
Foreign Attacks Hijacked US Virus Alert System
On Sunday night, the US agency responsible for delivering urgent messages about the current virus outbreak was hacked by “a foreign entity.” Multiple incidents were reported, but the most serious...
We WILL Get Through This Tricky Global Crisis
President Donald Trump assured the nation Wednesday evening that the coronavirus crisis is reasonably well contained here in America. It’s a tricky challenge, he admits, but we’ll get through. The...
Trumpdemic: Oval Office Gatekeeper Quarantined
Twitter is calling it a “Trumpdemic.” President Donald Trump has been in close contact with at least three people exposed to the coronavirus. The President assures America he feels just...
Quarantine: A Two-Week AFB Vacation
U.S. government officials are telling evacuees arriving home from Wuhan, China, not to think of quarantine as being under arrest, but rather as an exclusive, all expense paid, two-week vacation...