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Voucher Plan ‘A Win’ For Farmers And Food Banks
A three-way partnership between farmers, food banks and the Agriculture Department is “a win for food banks and a win for farmers.” Instead of reinventing the wheel, they’re streamlining an existing voucher program that lets farmers and food banks “work directly with one another.” That means milk, meat and produce can move straight from farmers…
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Judge Orders Interrogation Of Hillary Clinton
A federal judge is steamed at the State Department enough to accuse them of legal “bad faith.” Shockingly, he signed an order directing the interrogation of Hillary Clinton about her infamous emails. The former Secretary of State will be grilled unmercifully by lawyers for the conservative watchdog group Judicial Watch. Judge Lamberth has a few…
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DHS Feels The immediate Need For Speed
The Department of Homeland Security feels the immediate need to stop people from illegally jumping the border, so they’re chopping through the red tape with a confiscated MS-13 machete. The time to reinforce our border wall is now, they insist. The immediate need for security speed Acting Homeland Security Secretary Chad Wolf announced last week…
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Trump Preps Jet To Rescue Beached Americans
A special charter flight will touch down in Yokohama, Japan, to rescue stranded American tourists on Sunday evening. President Donald Trump ordered the evacuation of more than 400 U.S. citizens who were beached aboard the Diamond Princess cruise ship by quarantine precautions. President Trump to the rescue On Saturday, the U.S. Embassy in Japan wrote…
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Trump Shreds Insane School Lunch Laws — Happy Birthday Michelle
President Donald Trump’s administration announced sweeping reforms that would toss Michelle Obama’s lunch rule lunacy into the trash, instead of all those wasted veggies. They claim they didn’t strategically break the news on Michelle’s birthday, that was just a coincidence. I’ve been fighting alongside @MichelleObama for years to bring healthier lunches into schools. Now, on…
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Oklahoma Proposes ‘Great’ Way To Show Support For America
Two Republican state lawmakers from the Tulsa area have presented a bill that would establish two Trump themed license plates. “Make America Great Again” and “Keep America Great.” The proposed MAGA license plate shows a service member saluting in the background. “I believe these license plates could be very popular with Oklahomans,” insists Senator Marty…